By Popular Demand: The Hair Don’t Of 2010

May 21, 2010 / Posted by:

Meet Allen E. Brown (if you haven’t already), the pimp from Jersey City who was sentenced to 18 years in the chokey for selling vagina out of his home with his mother. Pimp Brown was found guilty of racketeering and extortion. Shockingly enough, bitch was not found guilty of wearing that hot blooded fuckery on his head to court! Bitch doesn’t have a pimp cane, he has a pimp whip on the side of his head! Don’t make him slap you with his pony tail!

The judge shouldn’t have thrown the book at him. The judge should’ve thrown a pair of scissors at his ass so he can cut that mess off. No, I shouldn’t say that. I’m obviously just jealous that my head doesn’t look like every hair show reject died on top of it. We should all be happy to see that one of Coolio’s old dreads and Chilli’s baby hairs found a new home. His scratch ‘n sniff brows are so captivated with the exquisiteness going on above them that they are aching to be a part of it. We don’t blame them.

Pimp Brown is going to make a stunning and ravishing Miss Cell Block Hair 2010.

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