All Lubed Up And Nowhere To Go

May 21, 2010 / Posted by:

Here’s Marc Jacobs looking like a greasy pork rib bone lying on a baked potato wrapper in the ad for his new men’s fragrance called BANG. Based on this ad, Marc’s nectar probably smells like Jiffy Pop, butt sweat, Molly McButter sprinkles, and cups of grease from the jar my abuelita keeps under her sink. Basically, this is what I wish my apartment will smell like on a Friday night, but it ends up reeking like lonely tears and burnt Hot Pockets.

And at least someone found a good use for the Mylar earthquake blanket my mom kept in her garage for decades.

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