Afternoon Crumbs
Mischa Barton is like a cokey-eyed ostrich from our nightmares eating our souls from the inside out (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
James Franco taking a picture of himself with gross ass Kiki Dunst. It’s probably just part of his ongoing performance art project – Lainey Gossip
Kate Gosselin in a bikini. That sound I just heard was the sound of you logging off – The Superficial
How you breastfeed twins as presented by Julie Bowen – Egotastic!
Kate Hudson’s shorts would look better on a grandma’s table under a pot of chamomile tea – Hollywood Tuna
Madonna speaks out on the conviction of a gay couple in Malawi – Towleroad
Teresa Giudice says “PROSTITUTION WHORE-AH“, Danielle says “Paid for relationships” – Celebitchy
Rachel Bilson’s chichis don’t deserve this – Popoholic
ASkars with his nipples out! ASkars with his nipples out! – Just Jared
Jay-Z has that look on his face because he doesn’t know if that’s Will’s or Jada’s hand giving him the shocker – Popsugar
Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams are not dating – ICYDK
Tale of two toes – Cityrag
Megan Fox wasn’t fired because she’s too thin, she was fired because her mouth is too fat – I’m Not Obsessed
Sammy Sosa, still a mess – Crunk + Disorderly
Why didn’t somebody push her? I hate people. – Hollywood Rag
Ashton Kutcher is projecting – SOW