This Baby Knows

May 20, 2010 / Posted by:

Just because Katie Price is stuffing a few squid (I meant to write “quid,” but I like squid better) into that baby’s diaper to pose during a photo call for her stupid new baby clothes doesn’t mean baby has to pretend to NOT to look terrified when she gets all close.

That’s a “Back the fuck up, bitch” face if I ever saw one. Baby is probably wondering why the rotten orange it was playing with earlier now has hair like a toy pony and eyelashes like a dust brush. If baby didn’t have such tiny arms, she would’ve slapped the grease right off of Katie’s face.

Here’s Katie whoring out her new collection of baby clothes in London today. Right now Katie only has onesies and beanies for sale, but soon her line will also include wigs you can glue right onto baby’s head, t-shirts with built-in silicone bags and bottles with a secret syringe that will shoot collagen into your kid’s lips while they’re drinking milk.

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