Megan Fox Was Not Fired

May 20, 2010 / Posted by:

Paramount announced yesterday that prolific philosopher and soon-to-be Fox Reality Channel star, Megan Fox, would not be in Transformers 3. They decided it was more cost effective and easier on the nerves if they used a wig-wearing piece of wet cardboard as Shia LaBeouf’s love interest instead. And they would probably get more raw emotion out of a piece of cardboard. But wait! Megan Fox wants it known that Michael Bay did not throw her ass towards the exit sign, she quit that bitch!

Megan’s spokesbitch tells People, “Megan Fox will not be starring in Transformers 3. It was her decision not to return. She wishes the franchise the best.”

I know that Megan is trying to save face, but that was a dumb bitch move! Bitch can kiss a weekly unemployment check goodbye now that she’s saying she quit instead of getting fired. Stupid toe thumbed fuck. I say that with respect (no, I don’t).

And guess who is already trying to land Megan’s spot in Transformers?

Before you laugh, let me remind you that Heidi Montag is a CGI robot with the personality of a broken car engine so she’ll fit right in with the rest of the cast,

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