Hot Slut Of The Day!

May 20, 2010 / Posted by:

Ashlee Lineberger, the Florida woman who obviously had that something special which made the DMV give her a beautiful gift on her drivers license.

Ashlee is a better bitch than me, because I’m always begging the DMV to list what I’m into on my drivers license. It would save so much time. When you’re trying to pick up some ass in a noisy bar and you have no idea what they’re saying, just whip your lamented drivers license out which states everything you get into. Eat Ass? Wipe first. Lick Nips? Y. Kiss on Mouth? N. Cuddle? HELL NO. Etc.. etc… I mean, you don’t want to get a sore throat from yelling at a potential fuck partner in the middle of a loud bar. Save your froat for other things.

Anyways, when Ashlee received her new drivers license which stated she lives on EAT ASS, she went down to the DMV so they could fix their mistake. Instead they laughed in her face and told her she would have to pay an additional fee to get a new license. Ashlee told NBC Miami, “It makes you wonder what these people are doing with all of this vital information if they can play around with a license like that. My view has changed that’s for sure. You trust these people because they work for the government but somebody is obviously not doing their job.”

Ashlee is right! Those incompetent ninny ass ninnies at the DMV can’t even get an address right. EAT ASS? Offensive and disgusting! Ashlee clearly stated on her application in black ink that she lives on Felch This Butt Way.

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