I mean that in more ways than one. Courtney Love is in the mood for spilling the shit on every famous whore her clitoris has terrorized in the past. Courtney Love’s sex list is the HUAC Hollywood blacklist of 2010. Run and hide!
Courtney already threw shame on Gavin Rossdale by farting about how she fucked and slimed him while he was with Gwen Stefani. Now Court is dragging Kate Moss from one gutter to the next.
Courtney tells Hot Press about how she got nekkid with Kate Moss back in the 90s. Court said, “It’s a great story for the grandchildren so . . . yeah. Kate wasn’t doing a lot of drugs. It was just a thing that happened in Milan in the ‘90s. It happened and it was fun and whatever. And she talks about it and so I hope she doesn’t get mad that I outed her about it… I feel like such a kiss and tell… Kate’s great, though! Kate’s a good friend of mine. I almost bought Kate’s house in St. John’s Wood (London).”
Correction. It’s a great a story to tell the grandchildren if you want them to suffer horrific night terrors which will leave their bed sheets soaked in their own piss.
I love how Court says that Kate wasn’t doing a lot of drugs. That means Kate can’t even use the excuse that she was higher than a Sunshine Walker when she bumped ‘ginas with Court. But this does make me understand Kate a little more.
The moment she put her tongue on Court’s minge is when she jumped off the edge and landed face first into a mountain of the bad shit. Ever since then, Kate has been filling her nose with massive amounts of coke in hopes that those granules will find their way to the part of her brain that holds the memory of her nibbling on Court’s snatch. Kate isn’t trying to get high, she’s trying to erase that memory! That reason will hold up in a court of law!
Here’s Kate looking as fresh as ever (sarcasm) at the opening of a Topshop in London yesterday.