New Couple Alert!

May 19, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

I wish. No, I don’t. We really don’t need dozens of un-potty trained hairy beasts with plasticized faces running around. That’s what the Kardashians are for. SO! Peta, OctoMom and a special plushie friend gathered in front of her La Habra, CA home this afternoon to unveil the new poster that will greet Child Protective Services and mental health professionals when they come knocking on her door on a weekly basis.

Octo agreed to hang the poster on her front gate for $5,000 and a month’s supply of veggie burgers and hot dogs. I’m not going to throw shade at Octo (not today anyway) for trying to feed her ten zillion children, and hopefully that poster will remind her to keep her eggs closed to IVF.

And since bitch is on a budget nowadays, you know she’s going to try to stuff one of those veggie dogs into her lips. Don’t laugh at her when she does! She’s trying!

Tags: Crazy Baby Lady

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