Bitch Got Fired: The Megan Fox Edition

I guess calling Michael Bay “Hitler” and driving crew members insane to the point where they had to choke a baby fox for release cost Megan Fox a job. Deadline Hollywood first reported that Paramount is not picking Megan Fox’s contract up for a third Transformers movie. Paramount confirmed the news to ET.

Somewhere in Los Angeles, Megan Fox is getting a pedicure on her thumbs while crying into a bowl of toe jam and water. No, probably not.

Michael Bay is currently looking for a sexy new love interest for Shia LaBeouf’s character. QUICK! Somebody slide Quween of the Scene’s picture and resume to Michael Bay!

While everybody is doing the dick slappy dance at the thought of Megan Fox taking her first step on the road to irrelevancy, I’m a little sad. If Megan isn’t doing Transformers 3, that means she won’t be doing promotion for it, which means we won’t be gifted with her profound words of wisdom.

Won’t you miss feeling your brain cells slowly slip out the back door while reading one of her quotes? Aren’t you getting a little teary eyed at the thought of never dunking your head in a sink full of electrified water to bring your dead brain back to life after reading a Megan Fox interview? I am.

And expect a “Betty White to replace Megan Fox” Facebook campaign in tres…dose….