The Gerard Butler Of France

May 18, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

If you’re ever forced to pose in a photo call in Cannes (which happens often, I’m sure), make sure actor Lambert Wilson is with you, because he’ll turn it into a pleasurable experience by making your no-no scream “yes yes” before sticking his mouth on the face of anybody who isn’t holding a camera. Actually, this is France so technically Lambert would make your non-non scream “oui oui.” Um. That sounds like a potty training exercise for toddlers, so let’s just forget about that and keep walking…

Anyways, somebody’s got to initiate a G-rated threesome in France and since Gerard Butler doesn’t have a movie to promote Lambert Wilson is just the manslut for the job. Here’s Lambert with his Of Gods and Men co-star Sabrina Ouazani and the director Xavier Beauvois in Cannes today. How long before Jennifer Aniston signs Lambert to her next movie? On second thought, how long before Gerard Butler signs Lambert to his next movie? Ass ticklers need to stink (on purpose typo) together.

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