JLove Is Out Of A Job, Vanessa Williams Just Got A New One

May 18, 2010 / Posted by:

Vanessa Williams can now vacate her place in the unemployment and pass the baton over to Jennifer Love Hewitt and Julia Louis-Dreyfus, because they are out of a job today. It’s a shit day for hos with three names.

TV Guide reports that Vanessa Williams will be shooting bootleg Botox into her forehead with Teri Snatcher behind the trailers on the set of Desperate Housewives, because she’s joining the cast full time next season. There’s no info on who she’s going to play, but let’s hope there’s at least one scene where she gets to slappity slap slap Eva Longoria. Or a scene where she gets to slap Eva Longoria’s brats on that show. Ugh. Those brats.

As for Jennifer Love Hewitt and Julia Louis-Dreyfus, CBS flushed both of their shows down the toilet this morning. But Entertainment Weekly says that ABC co-owns The Ghost Whisperer and The New Adventures of Old Christine, so there’s a chance they could move over there.

One of my friend’s memaws, who is like 876-years-old, is going to be devastated about The Ghost Whisperer. One time she spent at least an hour telling me all the ins and outs of that mess. Homegirl is hard for that shit. Although, she kept calling it The Ghost Talker, so maybe she won’t realize it’s dead for a few more months. Don’t tell her ass.

Here’s a list all the shows that have been put on a bus speeding towards the edge of a cliff. Even if you don’t watch any of that shit, you can still drink to their death tonight. Hey, it’s a reason.

R.I.P.: Defying Gravity, Flash Forward, Eastwick, Happy Town, The Deep End, The Forgotten, Three Rivers, 24, Dollhouse, Past Life, Heroes, Law & Order, Mercy, Trauma, Melrose Place, Ghost Whisperer, The New Adventures of Old Christine, Cold Case, Numb3rs, Accidentally on Purpose, Gary Unmarried, Romantically Challenged and Miami Medical.

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