Jennifer Aniston’s New Ad For Water

May 18, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

In the newest ad for ~~tap water in a fancy bottle~~ Smart Water, Jennifer Aniston is showing all of us that we can have a body like that too if we spent our days chasing our cats around the house and punching the walls when Maddox crank Skypes us. When Maddox Skypes Jen he wears a goat mask and baaaaahs about how much he misses her and shit. So cruel that Maddox. So cruel.

I almost passed Jennifer a Photoshop award for this, but I actually don’t think they spent that much time brushing and stroking her body. That nose on the other hand. They needed to ease back on the “Posh” tool on Jen’s nose, because James Cromwell is about to make her herd the sheep into the barn. That’ll do, Aniston. That’ll do.

Although, if David Beckham ever sees this ad, he’ll get a little drippy in the crotch area. And if he runs into Aniston on the street, he’ll start licking her nostrils and won’t stop. So maybe this isn’t such a bad thing after all.

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