Open Post: Hosted By The Newest It Couple
May 17, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K
Below is a little video of the most famous woman in the world Betty White going wild with Tracy Morgan during a cover photo shoot for New York Magazine. Tops came off, hands when on nipples and somebody is going to end up pregnant. Seriously, Tracy Morgan could impregnate a urinal cake just by flashing it, so that rumbling in Betty’s stomach might not be from the Dulcolax she ate earlier in the day.
When Betty touched Tracy’s bare skin, her ovaries jumped up, shook the dust off their backs and went to work. Betty better mix a morning-after pill into her Ensure, because she doesn’t want one of those babies ruining her bikini body or effing with her career.
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