Afternoon Crumbs

May 17, 2010 / Posted by:

Playboy Playmate Jenna Bentley sucking on a fat old man. Did I say fat old man? I really meant to say ATM GOLD MACHINE! It always makes my heart skip a few beats when I see a gold digger following her dreams – Hollywood Tuna

Miranda Kerr says goodbye to her top and hello to the brow bleach – Egotastic!

This is a shocking turn of events, Kendra wanted to sell her sex tape to Vivid two years ago – The Superficial

Oh, but where have all the unicorns frolicked off to? – Lainey Gossip

But when is Xtina going to address her longtime feud with Daphne Aguilera? – Towleroad

Wait for Tila Tequila to claim she’s pregnant with Kanye’s baby after she sucked his ass juice out of Amber Rose’s mouth (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Lily Allen isn’t pregnant. Okay. – Celebitchy

Is that the reflection of a flash in Megan Fox’s forehead or did she just have another profound thought? – Popoholic

Guillermo Diaz from Weeds is passing you a little blunt to smoke on (NSFW) – OMG Blog

Why is Blake Lively on Vogue when La Pequena hasn’t even been on their cover yet? – Just Jared

In the third pic, Carey Mulligan is wondering, “Why the hell did he just call me mom?” – Popsugar

Mischa Barton got a job as a mannequin. A check is a check. – ICYDK

Separated by six STDs – Cityrag

Meg Ryan’s FACE! Still. – Hollywood Rag

Daneel Ackles sounds like the name of a sports-related injury – SOW

And I bet you Harvey Price was one of the hecklers – Holy Moly!

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