Jonathan Rhys Meyers Is Still A Mess

In case you don’t know already, the equation is: Jonathan Rhys Meyers + airplanes + booze = a fucking disaster! That’s because Radar is saying that STAINS’ favorite staring contest competitor has been banned from United Airlines and is no longer allowed to fly them ever again. Buzz killers.

Officials at United Airlines put JRM on their permanent black list after he got tanked like an Amish teenager and acted like a major asshole when the flight attendants refused to let him board the plane at JFK. Sources say that even though it was early in the morning, JRM swallowed cup after cup of the sweet nectar and slowly became a belligerent wreck.

An employee from United confirmed that JRM is no longer one of their friends, but they wouldn’t give up any details.

This isn’t the first or second time JRM has freaked out on a plane. In 2007, he was arrested for acting like a drunk fool at a Dublin airport. And if you get arrested in Ireland for being a drunk fool then you really must be taking shit to new levels. Beyond WHYDOYOURIDEHIPPOS.

A couple of years later, the French put him into handcuffs when he attacked a bitch at Charles de Gaulle airport. JRM has also tried the rehab thing a few times.

So if one of your dreams is to get punched, slapped or spit on by JRM when he’s in one of his drunken rages, then don’t fly United.

And actually, maybe JRM should stay away from planes from now on. Maybe he should travel by car, bus, train, inner tube or donkey. Hell, I’ll even put on a saddle and take JRM where he needs to go. I would never ban him from my back. I might bite his ass or slap at him, but he’ll always have a place on my back. I should get in line, right?