Afternoon Crumbs
Oh, Jakey Gyllenhaal isn’t hitting on those girls. He’s just swapping beauty secrets with them! And if he’s trying to kill those gay rumors with his dance moves, then he’s doing an excellent job! – Lainey Gossip
Spencer Pratt’s parents got a thorough colonic to expel the big piece of shit from their lives – The Superficial
Ruin your afternoon with some Peaches Geldof side titty – Hollywood Tuna
Technicolor yeast infections coming up! (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Meanwhile, Newsweek hasn’t stopped fapping for days – Towleroad
The poopiest iPhone app out there – OMG Blog
Seeing this picture of Megan Fox as an old timey wench in Jonah Hex is making me percolate at the thought of all the ridiculousness she’s going to spew while promoting this shit – Popoholic
Rest in peace, Law & Order – Celebitchy
Ricky Martin’s rumored boyfriend in a hilariously Zoolander-like nekkid photo shoot – Just Jared
ABC has hit the stop button on Flash Forward – ICYDK
Tommy Girl is so modest! You know he’s the one who taught Suri how to work it in a pair of heels – Popsugar
Michelle Williams as Marilyn Monroe?! Was Christina Hendricks’ phone busy or some shit? – I’m Not Obsessed
If all celebrities were born into the Kardashian family – Cityrag
LeAnn Rimes is still fucking Eddie Cibrian – Moe Jackson
Silence of the Cacas – Hollywood Rag
All cigarettes smell funny after Wonky McValtrex sucks them – Celebslam
P.S. – Since Dlisted is on vacation mode the Caption This Contest is on hiatus and will come back on Monday. Weeeee!