Afternoon Crumbs

May 14, 2010 / Posted by:

Oh, Jakey Gyllenhaal isn’t hitting on those girls. He’s just swapping beauty secrets with them! And if he’s trying to kill those gay rumors with his dance moves, then he’s doing an excellent job! – Lainey Gossip

Spencer Pratt’s parents got a thorough colonic to expel the big piece of shit from their lives – The Superficial

Ruin your afternoon with some Peaches Geldof side titty – Hollywood Tuna

Technicolor yeast infections coming up! (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Meanwhile, Newsweek hasn’t stopped fapping for days – Towleroad

The poopiest iPhone app out there – OMG Blog

Seeing this picture of Megan Fox as an old timey wench in Jonah Hex is making me percolate at the thought of all the ridiculousness she’s going to spew while promoting this shit – Popoholic

Rest in peace, Law & OrderCelebitchy

Ricky Martin’s rumored boyfriend in a hilariously Zoolander-like nekkid photo shoot – Just Jared

ABC has hit the stop button on Flash Forward ICYDK

Tommy Girl is so modest! You know he’s the one who taught Suri how to work it in a pair of heels – Popsugar

Michelle Williams as Marilyn Monroe?! Was Christina Hendricks’ phone busy or some shit? – I’m Not Obsessed

If all celebrities were born into the Kardashian family – Cityrag

LeAnn Rimes is still fucking Eddie Cibrian Moe Jackson

Silence of the Cacas – Hollywood Rag

All cigarettes smell funny after Wonky McValtrex sucks them – Celebslam

P.S. – Since Dlisted is on vacation mode the Caption This Contest is on hiatus and will come back on Monday. Weeeee!

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