Taylor Momsen Is The Hardest Bitch In The Game

May 13, 2010 / Posted by:

Whenever Taylor Momsen does the “Bad” dance down the streets of Echo Park, every cholita on the block shakes the razors out of her hair, wipes the Vaseline off her and immediately surrenders because she knows she will never ever win in a shank fight with the hardest bitch out there.

16-year-old Taylor Momsen tells Metro UK (via HuffPo) that she always carries a knife with her, even when she’s going through airport security. The future leader of The Crips said, “I have my favorite black knife with me all the time. It’s a switchblade. It relaxes me to flick it. I flew from New York to Los Angeles and still had a couple of knives in my purse. I thought I took them all out but they got tucked up in the folds. I went through security, took them on the plane, opened my bag to get my wallet in LA and they fell out. I was like: “Holy shit!'”

See what I mean? Even Maddox is pulling the knife out of his pocket and sliding it towards Taylor. We all surrender. We all jump out! But seriously, if she’s got all those knives in her purse, why can’t she use some of them to scrape that dried up 7 layer shit dip on her eyes? Use the Sharpie, don’t abuse it.

Here’s the mangy rabies-infected raccoon going through trash at the bottom of a can in London last night.

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