Kelis is still queefing over and over again about how Peta put her on their hit list after she was photographed wearing The Shaggy Dog’s hide all over her body a few months ago. In case you needed to know, Kelis still doesn’t give a fuck. She tells MTV:
“I got a letter from PETA about this, which is strange, because I’ve worn way more fur than I had on this day. But for some reason, they figured they were going to mention it, which was stupid. I honestly, I mean, this was a pretty regular day. [Laughing.] It was freezing, first of all… I love that hat, I bought in Russia… I wrote back to PETA because I feel like ‘Who on earth are you to tell me about what I wear?’ Quite frankly, I find them completely hypocritical, and I was reading something about how they euthanize 97% of the cats and dogs and animals that are brought to them. Just, completely hypocritical. I think anyone who feels the need to protest about someone else… it’s just completely insane to me…. I couldn’t care less about what they think of me and my fur hat. I just find it funny that this is the photo, the day… I mean, I would have fur walls if I could. I’m a complete carnivore. And people who don’t wear it and don’t want to, it’s fine. I don’t have any judgments about them.”
Have fur walls IF she could? Bitch obviously hasn’t been to Sharon Stone’s house, because she has a fur room with a fur dresser in it that contains fur-lined drawers holding fur dildos and fur ball anal beads. You know Sharon gets off again when she sees animal hair in her lady jizz.
And I hope Kelis likes the taste of paint, because Peta is going to throw a Benjamin Moore store at her any day now.