Afternoon Crumbs

May 13, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Kendra’s sex tape looks more like a “sitting nekkid ass nekkid on a brown couch” tape – Hollywood Tuna

Brooklyn Decker giving us the recession version of Bo Derek in Ten – Egotastic!

The real question is, who doesn’t Jeremy Piven want a piece of? – The Superficial

If you see a piece of orange seaweed hanging over an inner tube on the Mediterranean sea, that’s Lindsay Lohan trying to get to Cannes – Lainey Gossip

Professional ho stroll walker Kim Kardashian hard at work (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

The Lady Gaga of junior high school on Ellen – Towleroad

Bombsite McGee: ““Now I think men are made to spread their seed.” – Celebitchy

Two pieces of boiled broccoli are fighting – ICYDK

When the promotional tour for SATC2 ends, millions of Photoshoppers will be out of work – Just Jared

Chuck Bass is growing his beard back – Popsugar

Hoda and Kathie Lee go SANS FARDS – SOW

In other news, Silicone filed for a restraining order against Heidi Montag – I’m Not Obsessed

Pussies on a slide! Put on your pants, Tiger Woods. I didn’t mean it like that – Cityrag

Naomi Watts wants to be loved by you, by you…. – Hollywood Rag

Peaches Geldof isn’t pregnant, that’s just dragon chasing bloat – Holy Moly!

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