On Hung, Thomas Jane plays a gym teacher who makes thirstay ladies max out their credit cards so that they can get a taste of his Tommy Lee-sized peen. But in real life, Thomas Jane’s dick isn’t exactly tearing condoms or vaginas. Men’s Fitness asked Thomas if his penis situation is filed under “Jon Gosselin” or “Chyna,” and he said:
“I’m a textbook average guy. I’m 5’10”, I wear a model suit size — 40 regular, 32-inch waist pant — and a size 10 shoe. Everything about me is prototypical. Everything. I even have a right-down-the middle-exactly-average dick.”
FINALLY, there’s a journalist out there who asks the important questions! Who really cares what Thomas’ acting process is or where he grew up. WHO CARES! What we really want to know is if doing sexy times with Thomas feels like fucking Mini-Me or like giving birth to Mini-Me in reverse?
via HuffPo (Thanks Stacy)