Thomas Jane Is Not That Hung

May 12, 2010 / Posted by:

On Hung, Thomas Jane plays a gym teacher who makes thirstay ladies max out their credit cards so that they can get a taste of his Tommy Lee-sized peen. But in real life, Thomas Jane’s dick isn’t exactly tearing condoms or vaginas. Men’s Fitness asked Thomas if his penis situation is filed under “Jon Gosselin” or “Chyna,” and he said:

“I’m a textbook average guy. I’m 5’10”, I wear a model suit size — 40 regular, 32-inch waist pant — and a size 10 shoe. Everything about me is prototypical. Everything. I even have a right-down-the middle-exactly-average dick.”

FINALLY, there’s a journalist out there who asks the important questions! Who really cares what Thomas’ acting process is or where he grew up. WHO CARES! What we really want to know is if doing sexy times with Thomas feels like fucking Mini-Me or like giving birth to Mini-Me in reverse?

via HuffPo (Thanks Stacy)

Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

alt="drupal analytics" >