This Happens To Brad Pitt On A Daily Basis

May 12, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Sir Ian McKellen was sitting outside of the theater in Melbourne where he’s currently rehearsing Waiting for Godot when a passer-by dropped a dollar coin in his bowler hat after mistaking him for a weepy old hobo. Gandalf LOVED THAT SHIT. And not because it was confirmation that his thespian magic can fool anybody, but because a dollar is twice as much as he makes from theater acting. Bitch actually ate that night.

Ian expressed his joy to the Daily Telegraph, “I hope the Melbourne audiences will be as generous. The dollar coin is now lodged between two drawing pins on the board above my dressing room mirror. My lucky talisman.”

Like I said in the title, not a day goes by where Billy Goat Brad doesn’t find a few dollars in his pocket from giving souls. How do you think the holy family pays for their fancy ass lifestyle?!

Lindsay Lohan needs to start hanging out at Union Station so she can fill up her booze fund jar. Fuck suing a bitch, panhandling is the way to go.

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