Brit Brit And Jason Trawick Are Fucking Done…Professionally

May 12, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Since pretending to date Our Lady of Cheetos is embarrassing enough, her boyfriend Jason Trawick has turned in his resignation letter as her main TV agent. Jason had to write his resignation in horsey sauce on the back of an Arby’s sandwich wrapper so Brit Brit would pay attention it. And she did so now Jason is strictly nibbling on Brit Brit’s Double Down and nothing more.

Brit Brit’s spokeswhore tells People: “The two have decided to end their professional relationship and focus on their personal relationship. Since wrapping her recent world tour, Spears has been busy in the studio working on her next album.“

This is for the best. The last thing Jason needs to hear while he’s picking Brit Brit’s weave gnats out of his nostrils in bed is her whining about how he should get her a role on Mama’s Family. Jason won’t dare tell Brit Brit that Mama’s Family is dead, because then she won’t ever get out of her hamburger bed again.

Tags: Britney Spears, Drunks, Splits

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