And Here’s The Video

May 12, 2010 / Posted by:

That video of a then 16-year-old Miley Cyrus dry humping on a grown man has made its way onto the internet. TMZ posted the minute-long clip of the hillbilly filly freaking on 44-year-old Adam Shankman at the wrap party for The Last Song last year. The people who shot the video tell TMZ that they were offended by Miley’s gay man grind.

Once upon a time, I was in junior high school and watched the kids go much harder than this at dances. You could practically smell burnt cherries and pubic hair in the cafeteria, because kids were grinding on each other so hard. Shit was so real that the teachers even posted a “No Grinding Allowed” sign at all school dances. So seeing Miley do the Dance of the Seven Hos isn’t that escandaloso, but watching her do it with a grown ass man is kind of weird. Even if he is gay. If Chris Hansen didn’t already give up on Miley’s prostitot ways a long time ago, he would’ve popped up at this party for sure.

With all that being said, I’m more offended by their dance moves. I CAN’T. Adam Shankman gets paid to judge a dance competition and bitch looks like a gorilla trying to do the Heimlich maneuver on a chimp during an earthquake. And that lap dance on the banquet?! It looks more like a swarm of flies are attacking Miley’s crotch and Adam is trying to swat them away. BOY STOP!

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