A woman in New Zealand made the sign of the cross and screamed for her priest after she opened up a can of Budget brand pears and stared directly into the face of what she describes as an evil demon. The woman called the company to complain, and in addition to sending her a NZ$15 voucher they also asked her to send the demon pear back to them.
When they received Lucipear, a rep for the company told the woman that they didn’t think there was anything wrong with it. They offered her another NZ$30 voucher, but the woman said that it wasn’t good enough. She demanded that they send Lucipear back to her.
Who did that bitch expect to see in a Budget brand pear? GOD?! Think again. GOD only shows himself in Dole products, because he has an exclusive endorsement deal with them. Besides, that doesn’t look like the second coming of Satan at all. That looks more like an old man who is flaring his nostrils because he’s laughing so hard. He’s probably laughing at her stupid ass for thinking he’s the debul. Boo, bitch.