After Betty White climbed and conquered SNL, her friends at Facebook are now focusing their efforts on getting her to host the Oscars next year.
I would love nothing more than to watch Betty White say “motherfucker” and “dusty muffin” in front of fancy people like Helen Mirren, but the Oscars is 45 HOURS LONG. At least. What are we trying to do to Betty?! What’s next? Get Betty White on the U.S. Olympic women’s wrestling team for London 2012? Actually, that I’d like to see. Let’s start a petition!