While Tiger Woods tends to the bulging dicks in his back, his lawyers are quietly working with Elin’s lawyers to put together a custody and financial agreement. Both sides want to pull out their bloody tampon of a marriage and toss it into the nearest parking lot as soon as possible. They want to keep the details of their divorce settlement completely confidential.
TMZ’s sources say that Tiger is agreeing to either custody or visitation rights, but he wants to know that he can drag Elin to any court if she violates the terms of their agreement. The sources say that Elin is planning to take their kids and move to Sweden, so she might file for divorce there.
Meanwhile, Radar’s sources claim that Elin is the one who wants to bury their marriage. The source went on to say, “They don’t fight. There is a coldness between them and it’s Elin who is pulling the plug on the marriage. She tried to put things back together. She went to therapy with Tiger. She gave it a shot moving forward.”
Their sources also say that Elin wants to share custody of the chirruns with Tiger and so she isn’t fighting him on that issue.
Even though it would be entertaining to see Elin publicly rip Tiger’s nutsack out by the root and dangle them above her head, bitch is smart for keeping this divorce to a whisper. Elin’s got more shit on Tiger than the sewer underneath Fishstick Paltrow’s house, so she could easily write a tell-all or cry to Diane Sawyer about it. But is that going to keep her bath tub filled with diamonds? No, telling Tiger to pay up for her silence will.
If Tiger shut Rachel Uchitel’s whore mouth with $10 million, then Elin should only leave him with a dirty mattress and a few Ambien pills. And honestly, that’s all he needs.