Usually when you hear the words “Tiger Woods” and “pull out” in the same sentence, a cocktail waitress or a crotch-fruit ridden tampon is involved, but yesterday a Golf Channel anchor used the words after he dropped out of TPC. According to the Golf Channel anchor, who obviously has peen on the brain, Tiger had to quit that bitch due to bulging dicks in his upper back! So that’s his secret! But seriously….
Poor Tiger. Every time he watches one of his balls drop into hole, the dick on his back jumps up and twitches for an itch. Tiger should just get one of his mistress whores to wrap around him like a backpack (aka a slutpack) at all times.