Proof That Guinea Pigs Hate Getting Their Hair Wet

May 10, 2010 / Posted by:

Ceiling Eyes celebrated her 25th barfday in Las Vegas the other day with a poop (typo and it stays) party at the Aria. Ceiling Eyes’ boyfriend Ryan Cabrera, whose hair normally looks like this, covered his guinea pig (emphasis on the pig) coif so that he could splash in the pool with her.

If one of his Ryan’s locks gets even a drop of water on it, he screeches LIKE THIS so it was in everyone’s best interest that he covered up his hair with a ski cap, the douchebag’s answer to a swim cap. The swim cap is a good idea, but I think we should go even further…

Ryan’s got enough oil in his hair to make the BP spill look like a puddle outside of a Jiffy Lube so we should probably drop a giant metal condom over his head to be safe.

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