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May 10, 2010 / Posted by:

Chris Owens, New Orleans burlesque queen and the shiny Mardi Gras bead of the French Quarter!

Dita Von Teese can stay sitting in her giant champagne glass, because this is the real queen of burlesque right here. If the glamorous vampire from Peru La Tigresa del Oriente bit into the precious neck of Cher impersonator Chad Michaels, the end result would look just like Chris Owens!

According to Wikipedia, Chris Owens has been dazzling audiences in New Orleans since the 1960s, but I think they are totally off with their dates. This is obviously a ravishing creature that seduced the troops when New Orleans was captured during the civil war. Those legs kicked up and down the bayou as the city burned!

Chris owns, operates and performs at The Chris Owens Club on Bourbon Street. Chris has been named New Orleans’ #1 entertainer and beauty. I made up the beauty title, but show me a bitch who disagrees with me and I’ll show you A FOOL (hint: the fool might be me).

Wiki isn’t sure just how old Chris is. Some say she was born in the 30s and some say 1918. I say that it really doesn’t matter since Chris will be on this planet until the end. Those eyebrows are indestructible!

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