Afternoon Crumbs

May 10, 2010 / Posted by:

Tommy Girl’s BBF (butt buddy forever) is doing him wrong, and not in the way Tommy likes – Lainey Gossip

While OctoSana was pushing a baby out, Mel Gibson was pushing his penis into this Polish porn star – The Superficial

Are we sure this is Elisha Cuthbert and not one of those Hogans? – Egotastic!

Jenna Jameson and Baby Huey’s touching “We’re staying together for the sake of our checking accounts” staged photo shoot – Hollywood Tuna

Morning shift pussy peddlers who will blow for food stamps just looked at these pictures and shouted, “Tacky whore!” (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Why can’t ABC just let Cam and Mitchell be great…and gay. Gay great. – Towleroad

The Duchess of Alba was ROBBED – Celebitchy

Marissa Miller wearing the denim shorty onesie I wore to my first day at preschool – Popoholic

Why can’t it be October so I can dress up as a Kobe heckler dressed up as Kobe dressed up as a hipster cult leader – Necole Bitchie

If this is just a friendly kiss, then where do I sign up to be one of Josh Brolin’s friends? – Popsugar

Gerard Butler is either going to need smaller notches or a bigger belt – Just Jared

Why is every hag on the block wearing the denim shorty onesie I wore to preschool?! – ICYDK

Kylie Minogue’s panty orgy – Hollywood Rag

What Willie Nelson dreams of at night – Cityrag

Michael Lohan is disgusted that his precious pearl of a daughter is playing Linda Lovelace. Meanwhile, Linda Lovelace is rolling in her grave at the thought of Michael Lohan’s daughter playing her – Holy Moly!

Heidi Klum and Seal did their yearly polishing of the ball and chain – I’m Not Obsessed

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