It was a sad day for Prince Hot Ginge and Prince William yesterday. Their favorite polo pony Drizzle suffered an attack to the heart and flew off to heaven during a match. Prince Hot Ginge and Prince William both burst into a tsunami of tears. If only I was there to wipe away the sad drops….with my no-no hole. Well, it’s the quicker picker upper!
A rep for the royal family had this to say to the Daily Mail shortly after Drizzle’s death: “Drizzle belonged to Prince William and Prince Harry and used to belong to the Prince of Wales. She was taken ill during a game and sadly died. The Princes are, of course, very upset.”
Poor Drizzle. But if you gotta go, you might as well go from being rode hard by Prince Hot Ginge. Yes, you already knew I was going to make a swift right onto Inappropriate Blvd., so let’s just pour a sugar cube out for Drizzle together.
Here’s some pictures of the princes before the sadness hit them the way thumbnails 6-9 are hitting me hard. If you’ll excuse me, I have to go take my temperature….