BAAAAAAHBAAAAAY B Got Engaged!

May 9, 2010 / Posted by:

Bobby Brown is going to marry a woman who has obviously not seen one episode of Being Bobby Brown and was living in the back of a cave when he was married to Whitney Houston. Because honestly, I thought only Whitney Houston was crazy ass crazy enough to marry Baaaaahbaaaay B! But apparently not.

People says that Bobby proposed to his girlfriend of three years, music manager Alicia Etheridge, on stage at the Funk Fest in Jacksonville, FL on Friday night. While Alicia held their baby son, Bobby got down on one knee and asked her if she would let him pop her doody bubbles for the rest of their days. Alicia said yes and then her colon exhaled.

I’ll stop throwing shade for one minute to congratulate Bobby and the woman who may or may not have a tattoo of herself on her arm (my guess is that the tattoo is of a loved one who is now an angel in heaven).

And I really hope Whit Whit agrees to sing at their wedding, because she’ll bring down the tent faster than a drunk pole dancer.

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