This Can’t Be Comfortable

May 8, 2010 / Posted by:

The other day I microwaved a leftover bean burrito in a Styrofoam container too long and my apartment smelled like a meth lab explosion in a Del Taco. This is probably what it smelled like at the LG Arena in Birmingham, England after Alien Princess RiRi’s coochie burned rubber during her show. Or shall I say, the rubber burned her coochie. How. Dreadful.

I’m all for going around looking like a second-tier stripper from Tron, but not if it’s going to cause harm to your labia. Latex burns on the chocha is not something you want to explain to your nurse practitioner.

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