The Wrong Gold Digging Whore

May 7, 2010 / Posted by:

Miss Pass Around Pussy 2010 (what I wouldn’t give for that title), Rachel Uchitel, is a shameless gold digging skank tramp with no morals who would suck a load out of a meerkat’s ass if The Insider filmed it….but she wants everyone to know that she isn’t the trick trying to get a dime out of David Boreanaz. It’s silly when us sluts try to act like we have integrity.

Rachel released a statement through her attorney Gloria Allred stating that contrary to reports she never tried to extort money out of Angel in exchange for her silence about their alleged affair.

“David Boreanaz is not part of my life, nor will he be. I am not in communication with him and do not wish to be. I have made no claims against him and do not plan to assert any. Any statements to the contrary are false and I hope that this statement will finally end any speculation about this issue. I am looking forward to a life that is not filled with scandal, rumor, innuendo or false statements about me. I will not have any further comment regarding David Boreanaz.”

Rachel is in luck because she’s already filled with gallons of celebrity sperm, so there’s no room in there for more scandal, rumor, dignity, etc…. The NO VACANCY light is shining bright.

What Rachel really meant by her bullshit statement is that if she failed to snatch $10 million out of Tiger’s paw, she would’ve knocked on David’s door. Plan A was a success, so David was dropped from her hook.

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