Hot Slut Of The Day!

May 7, 2010 / Posted by:

Theresa Collier, the 73-year-old memaw of Largo, FL who was arrested after she slappity slap slapped her 18-year-old granddaughter in the face for sassing her ass!

It started out like any other granny vs. bitchy ass brat scene. Granny Collier’s granddaughter Felicia, who lives with her, didn’t want to finish doing her homework one night. The two got into an argument about it which led to Felicia throwing a bunch of “fuck” words at her memaw. Now, if you fire curse words at a grandma, you better put on a bullet-proof vest, a helmet and call the ER to let them know you will be arriving soon, because a massacre is about to go down.

Granny Collier said that she simply stretched out her wrist, put on a few rings and then slapped the bitchery out of Felicia. Instead of immediately making her granny a cup of hot Ovaltine as a peace offering, Felicia called 911. The police arrived and charge Granny Collier with domestic battery.

Felicia tells Tampa Bay Online, “She uses the “F” word like ‘the.’ And I know the kids that age use it all the time. But it’s not my language. I didn’t grow up that way, and I didn’t bring my children up that way. So I got up and slapped her across the face – just as simple as that.”

After the police department looked up the “Memaws Are Not The One Law,” they dropped the charges against Granny Collier! But Granny Collier doesn’t know if she’s ready to play nice with Felicia. She says Felicia has to get her diploma first.

Seriously, Felicia needs more education in her life, because she obviously didn’t know that when you talk shit to your granny she’s going to get all Muhammad Ali on your ass. It’s part of nature. It’s the circle of the beatdown. I saw it on Planet Earth.

Felicia should be praying to all the saints above that Granny Collier is not my abuelita. If I told my abuelita to fuck off, now only would I have gotten slapped in the face, but I also would’ve been slapped in the chest with a defibrillator by ER doctors trying to revive my ass.

(For Diyeiogt)

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