This former A list hip hop singer and rapper who had hit after hit five or six years ago has this gorgeous female Asian assistant. At least everyone thinks she is female. She is on top but not on the bottom and that is just the way our singer likes it. (CDAN)
For the rapper I’ll guess: 50 Cent, The Game, Juvenile, Nelly or Busta Rhymes? And for the assistant: Tila Tequila, obviously. A trans goblin has to pay her rent somehow before becoming a media mogul.
This former long time A list singer is so whacked out on crack that except for when she is performing she sits around in a bathrobe or naked all day without her wig just smoking away. At this point she doesn’t care who sees her or hears her. There have been complaints of screaming and things breaking at every hotel she has stayed in on this tour. (CDAN)
CAROL CHANNING! And by “Carol Channing” I mean Whitney Houston? Bobbbbbaaaaay B!
This well-known young actress went shopping at a drug store in the middle of the night, her friend or assistant by her side. The celeb was a little paranoid about their purchases, so she would point out something on the shelf and the assistant would put it in the basket she was carrying. As the clerk rang up the items, she casually said “You two girls look too young to be out this late” To which the actress replied, “My parents know that I’m out. This stuff is for them.” The clerk just smiled and kept checking them out. We’re sure lots of parents send their child out in the middle of the night to buy cold medicine and condoms and Mountain Dew. (Blind Gossip)
Taylor Momsen? And she forgot the Jolly Ranchers. How can you make Purple Drank without Jolly Ranchers? Brit Brit is so offended.