Afternoon Crumbs

May 7, 2010 / Posted by:

Prince Hot Ginge got his wings today. Out of respect for this momentous occasion I will refrain from making a red wings joke – Lainey Gossip

Jennifer Aniston and Nicole Kidman’s new movie is starting to look as entertaining as watching a pig slowly roast at a luau – Egotastic!

Lindsay Lohan keeps a bodyguard around to help her open up the more stubborn bottles of booze – The Superficial

The new Arianna Huffington taking her twin plastic baby heads out for a walk – Hollywood Tuna

Kenny Rogers is a doctor now?! (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Whoever left their cooler filled with hard lemonade and frozen daiquiri pouches in Times Square just effed up everyone’s afternoon – Towleroad

A lethal combination: The seriously hot piece behind Jennifer Aniston is giving side-eye and duckface – Popoholic

The giant key party that is Hollywood continues to roll on – Celebitchy

Why does my nose get the itch for Strawberry Suave when I look at ScarJo’s V cover? – Popsugar

Rolling in his grave: Jack Kerouac will be doing it all year – Just Jared

You are a mean girl, you are in high school, and Bethenny Frankel is in labor – ICYDK

Ick. Nast. Trash. – I’m Not Obsessed

Noel Fielding looking like a fat Kurt CobainHoly Moly!

Getting off a boat is hard – Cityrag

Khloe Kardashian will roar and flip cars when she finds out that’s not whipped cream – Moe Jackson

Holly Madison’shair” is starting to resemble something that Kim Zolciak might spit up – Hollywood Rag

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