Prince Hot Ginge got his wings today. Out of respect for this momentous occasion I will refrain from making a red wings joke – Lainey Gossip
Jennifer Aniston and Nicole Kidman’s new movie is starting to look as entertaining as watching a pig slowly roast at a luau – Egotastic!
Lindsay Lohan keeps a bodyguard around to help her open up the more stubborn bottles of booze – The Superficial
The new Arianna Huffington taking her twin plastic baby heads out for a walk – Hollywood Tuna
Kenny Rogers is a doctor now?! (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Whoever left their cooler filled with hard lemonade and frozen daiquiri pouches in Times Square just effed up everyone’s afternoon – Towleroad
A lethal combination: The seriously hot piece behind Jennifer Aniston is giving side-eye and duckface – Popoholic
The giant key party that is Hollywood continues to roll on – Celebitchy
Why does my nose get the itch for Strawberry Suave when I look at ScarJo’s V cover? – Popsugar
Rolling in his grave: Jack Kerouac will be doing it all year – Just Jared
You are a mean girl, you are in high school, and Bethenny Frankel is in labor – ICYDK
Ick. Nast. Trash. – I’m Not Obsessed
Noel Fielding looking like a fat Kurt Cobain – Holy Moly!
Getting off a boat is hard – Cityrag
Khloe Kardashian will roar and flip cars when she finds out that’s not whipped cream – Moe Jackson
Holly Madison’s “hair” is starting to resemble something that Kim Zolciak might spit up – Hollywood Rag