What In The Name Of Noah Cyrus Is That Child Wearing?!

May 6, 2010 / Posted by:

Here’s The Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Teresa showing off her 8-month-old daughter Audriana in the pages of InTouch Weekly. We all know that Teresa is tackier than spitting after giving a blow job in a back alley, but this is not the look any way you cut it.

Audriana should not be dressed up like a chorus girl in the Moulin Rouge or like Miss Kitty on holiday. If she got up, slipped on a cigarette tray and started shouting “CIGARS! CIGARETTES,” I wouldn’t even blink twice. That is the opposite of right.


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