Lindsay Lohan is in danger of being thrown into a jail cell for violating her probation by not going to alcohol education classes, so she dragged herself into school yesterday to avoid living the real-life version of Freeway (which would be kind of hot, honestly). Talking about the sweet nectar during class must have given her the thirsties, because LiLo visited a club afterwards and stayed until 2:30 in the morning.
White Oprah escorted LiLo to her booze ed class, but she didn’t go to the club with her. That’s because White Oprah prefers to get wasted in the bar at the Ramada. They know her there so when she passes the fuck out on top of the bar, they simply throw her on a luggage cart and wheel her into the maid’s closet until she wakes up. You can’t get that kind of service at a club.
Here’s more of LiLo looking as fresh as a newborn opening up its eyes for the first time while leaving some club this morning.