At Time’s Most Influential Gala in NYC on Monday night, Lea Michele spent most of the evening sucking on her boyfriend’s mouth as though his throat was filled with pizza rolls or something delicious like that. During Lea’s mouth fuck time with her boyfriend, celebrity photographer Patrick McMullan, who regularly shoots fancy events, started taking her picture. Lea gladly posed for him but then she pulled out her sharpened shank when he asked for her name. Somebody who was sitting at the same table tells Daily Intel that their conversation went like this:
Patrick McMullan: What’s your name?
Lea Michele: [Rolls eyes.] Sarah Palin.
Patrick McMullan: [Laughs.] No, really, tell me your name.
Lea Michele: Taylor Swift.
Patrick McMullan: Fuck you.
Lea and Patrick should really do that more often. They’re good at it.
I don’t know who I love more, Lea for being a condescending cunt for no reason or Patrick for telling her to fuck off (which is what she was in the middle of doing before he rudely interrupted her). Even if Lea told him her real name, Patrick would still have to Google her (you dumb fuck) to get a clue or two.
That being said, Lea needs to give us more of this. More of this! The world could always use more acts of cuntery. Naomi Campbell should take this girl under her wing and show her how the professional cunts do it.