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May 6, 2010 / Posted by:

This sketch of the Crazy Bird of West Palm Beach, Fl!

People walking around in downtown West Palm Beach have been warned about a crazy bird who has been viciously attacking dog walkers in the area. Maybe it was just Miley Cyrus performing on the street in her slutty bird costume again. That is considered a vicious attack.

One dog walker says she feared for her life when the maniacal bird dive bombed into her several times and caused her to drop her coffee and run for safety. A different dog walker added, “I was feeling attacked — totally attacked. It really is a rather unnerving experience. I could feel the bird whooshing right next to my face and then coming back instantly on the other side. … Everywhere I went, this bird followed me until I ran up against another building.

The situation is so serious that a completely accurate composite sketch of the bird was drawn by a third grader with arthritis in her feet. Yes, she drew it with her feet. The police released the sketch as a fucking joke to warn the birdemic is very real.

So if you’re walking around in downtown West Palm Beach beware of a flying pear with eyes on its forehead and sharp bunny ears on its head. It’s coming for you!

Source: Wpbf25 via Fark

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