Dancing With The Rapists?

May 6, 2010 / Posted by:

Lawrence Taylor, the NFL legend who competed on Dancing with the Has-Beens last year, was arrested in New York today for allegedly raping a girl. BITCH! Specifically, a 15-year-old girl. BOOM! And he might have punched her in the face too. BYE!

USA Today’s The Huddle reports that Lawrence was put in handcuffs in Ramapo, N.Y after police learned that he might have raped a 15-year-old runaway at a Holiday Inn in Suffern (how appropriate). A police supervisor said, “She was a runaway since March and there was a pimp involved. She got punched in the face. We’re not sure who did it.

Lawrence has been charged with third-degree rape and assault. He is currently awaiting arraignment and the cops will hold a press conference any minute now.

Lawrence was arrested back in November for hit-and-run. He’s also been arrested a zillion times on drug charges. Lawrence was recently on Celebrity Intervention talking about how he has cleaned up his life and is no longer eating crack rocks for all of his meals. And we can all see how that’s working out for him. O.J. Simpson better save him a warm spot.

Raping and punching a 15-year-old girl at a Holiday Inn?! We’re going to need a shit load of medicine to deal with digesting that. Start with this:

Actually, that music probably made it worse.

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