Chastity Bono is no more so take a lemon-scented wet nap and wipe that name from your memory (if you haven’t already). Chaz Bono rolled down to the Santa Monica Courthouse today to legally drop the “tity” from his name and change his gender to male. The judge granted his wish and now Chaz Bono is a man. And by the looks of Chaz, he’s like three or four men at least. A whole lotta dude. Officially!
TMZ says that Chaz stated on documents filed a couple of months ago that he surgically turned his poon into a peen last February. Chaz’s doctor added that he has fully completed his gender reassignment surgery.
So now Chaz gets to feast in all the pleasures of being a dude, like getting kicked in the taint by a chick when you forget to put the seat up causing them to get a little piss on their nalgas. It’s just piss on the ass! Kim Kardassian would pay good money for that shit.
But a little tip for Chaz, sometimes it’s easier just to sit, tuck and piss instead of wasting your energy by pulling up that heavy ass seat. Or just pee in the sink. Anything to avoid overexertion.