And They Called It Pussy Love

May 6, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

If you’re going to do yourself with a Donny Osmond poster, at least make sure you tape an exit string to it first! Damn. A kinky ass horny woman in Britain learned this lesson the hard way after a Donny Osmond poster got stuck in her chocha. Bitch is ALL cuntry. The case is featured on a BBC3 show called Bizarre ER.

The dumb bitch went to the hospital crying about a pain in her “private area.” After conducting a series of tests, doctors found a rolled-up Donny Osmond poster chilling in there.

Okay, what kind of tests did they conduct? How big was the poster? How big is her vag? And why didn’t she just romance her pussy with a tampon instead of a poster. Fucking yourself with a tampon is just like fucking Donny Osmond. I mean, turning your pussy into a poster tube is not a good look.

And I don’t even want to know where doctors found her Marie Osmond doll.

via The Mirror

Tags: I Can't With You, Why Are You Pulling My Dick?, Your Vagina Is Large

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