Afternoon Crumbs

May 6, 2010 / Posted by:

That lime must have been Stalin in a past life to deserve this kind of treatment – The Superficial

Apparently, the paps still take pictures of Ashley JizzdaleEgotastic!

Papa Joe needs to stop trying to make Sinner (Simpson ÷ Renner) happen – Lainey Gossip

Marisa Miller’s husband looks like a former meth lab worker from Alaska – Hollywood Tuna

Maria Sharapova’s pants are full of balls (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Long strokin’ for JESUS! – Towleroad

Bombshit McGross says that Vanilla Gorilla is more like Vanilla Chimpanzee – Celebitchy

How many jars of Vaseline did they grease the lens with before shooting MiserAlba for Tatler magazine? – Popoholic

NOOOOOOO – Popsugar

Naomi Watts looking kind of hot in Blackbook – Just Jared

Fool la migra! – OMG Blog

Hilary Swank looking like a pink glow stick just pissed all over her – ICYDK

Precious better be nicer or someone’s going to drop an analog TV on her again – I’m Not Obsessed

If Gis Bundchen’s shorts were any shorter Baby Benjamin could see where he came from – Hollywood Rag

Kim Kardassian is a few tucks and pricks away from becoming MadamCityrag

Screw Luke Wilson’s precious chins, tell me more about that fine piece in the trucker hat – Celebslam

Was Elvis’ colon all stuffed up? Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah – The Blemish

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