The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 4th!
May 5, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K
As seen on GOOP: The asshole removal procedure – your organs will be replaced with bionic parts to produce odorless shit and therefore a sense of superiority and entitlement over anybody else that only Fishsticks has achieved naturally. – salacious
Runners-up:
Apple executives are furious over the leak of the new iAsshole secret prototype. – historyinthemakin
Good thing Joan Rivers had that zipper put in during her last face lift. It made putting in her new hip a piece of cake. – starvis
Damn Dude! Ever hear of ExLax? – NoAnjl
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