If you happen to see Jennifer Aniston at the grocery store filling her shopping cart with jars of baby food, there’s no need to tap her on the shoulder to tell her that feeding that stuff to her Baby Alive could break it. No, Jennifer is buying the baby food for herself! That’s because she’s apparently on something called The Baby Food Cleanse. Jennifer Aniston is turning “making it easy” into an art form.
OK! Magazine says that Jennifer Aniston hired GOOPY’s partner in assholery, Tracy Anderson, to help her “shift” a few pounds before she started shooting her latest movie in Hawaii. Tracy immediately put Jennifer on The Baby Food Cleanse, which involves eating 14 portions of pureed food a day followed by a healthy dinner. Basically, you eat fruit barf all day so that your butt can barf all night.
A source, “Tracy is all about ‘clean eating’, which means no oils, spices or salt. With ‘baby eating’, the food is easily processed by the body. Tracy believes efficient digestion equals quick weight loss. But this is a temporary diet for shifting a few pounds quickly, before going back to a normal, healthy eating plan.”
No, that’s not weird at all. It also isn’t weird that Jennifer Aniston puts on a bib and bonnet and forces her assistant to spoon feed her in a giant high chair. And it’s the opposite of weird that Jennifer insists on sleeping in a crib and asks her driver to push her around in a stroller. If Jennifer keeps that shit up, St. Angie Jo is going to adopt her ass! Hey, if you can’t beat them (the holy child army), join them!
Here’s Baby Jen with Nicole Kidman on the set of that movie in Hawaii yesterday.