Hasselcrack Is Sowwy

May 5, 2010 / Posted by:

On The View today, Elisabeth Hasselcrack said that she was immediately overcome with the sads shortly after she made a joke about Dancing with the Has-Beens’ Erin Andrews during yesterday’s show. Elisabeth, who basically only wore a bandanna on Survivor, joked that Erin’s stalker/peeping tom could have saved himself some jail time if he would’ve just waited a few weeks to see her half-nude on DWTS.

Elisabeth regretted making that crack and she shuffled home with a sad face on. When Elisabeth got home she went into her room to spill her heart out to her Glenn Beck doll, but he was at the cleaners so she had to confide in her 9-month-old son. He’s a good listener.

Unfortunately, he kept farting while Elisabeth was trying to talk, so she went off to cry into the ear of her 5-year-old daughter Grace. Elisabeth told Grace that she was weepy because she hurt Erin’s feelings. Grace rolled her eyes and told Elisabeth to shut the hell up and call Erin to apologize if she regrets it so much. Elisabeth did just that and also offered up a public apology. The clip is above and it’s kind of hilarious.

Erin didn’t say whether or not she accepted Elisabeth’s apology, but she did say this to People: “It was a slap in the face to victims of stalking and sexual predators. As a mother and a woman, I’m disappointed she went there.”

Since Erin feels that it was a slap in the face to victims everywhere, it’s only fair that the victims get to slap Hasselcrack back. Line ’em up!

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