Afternoon Crumbs

May 5, 2010 / Posted by:

Dolphins are gay sharks, cats read diaries and Glee’s Heather Morris has nipples – Egotastic!

Russell Crowe looking like the kind of rowdy ass tourist who won’t apologize after knocking the beer out of your hand in a bar – Lainey Gossip

Get your umbrellas out, because Heidi Montag’s Stability Ball titties are going to explode any day now – The Superficial

A lady named Bar is drunk – Hollywood Tuna

Brilliant shit: Anti-gay Christian leader caught with his hand in the hustler’s asshole – Towleroad

Sienna Miller is sweating so much because her vagina hasn’t eaten a different flavor of dick in months. LISTEN TO YOUR BODY, SIENNA!!! (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfahter

Lady Caca needs to get over himself – Celebitchy

Taylor Swift should return her spiral curls back to 1996 already – Popoholic

Sarah Jessica Parker must own a wheelbarrow full of Adobe stock – Just Jared

Ryan Reynolds in a wife beater (just ignore that hooded thing in front of him)! – Popsugar

November 18, 2011 is the day we all drown in a sea of cooch cream – I’m Not Obsessed

Reichen Lemkuhl will never go away – OMG Blog

Another “Too Easy” from Jennifer Aniston: She has a life coach – ICYDK

The look on big dude’s face says it all – Hollywood Rag

Mischa Barton is a moron – Cityrag

Corey Haim says stuff – SOW

Elen Rives gives amazing brow – Holy Moly!

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