Now I know how the dude selling oranges on the corner feels when a Food 4 Less opens next to him. Tila Tequila is kicking all us hos off our corners by launching a brand new celebrity gossip blog which will be the #1 gossip site in the world!
My mother taught me to never trust an animatronic goblin, but I actually believe Tila. Tila will rule the internet. Case in point: “LET’S ALL FORGIVE CHRIS BROWN TODAY!!” Yup, it’s a fucking wrap.